Exact Instructions Challenge – THIS is why my kids want to kill me. | Josh Darnit

Exact Instructions Challenge – THIS is why my kids want to kill me. | Josh Darnit


– You’re not even making any sense. He’s already ruined it on
purpose, he knows how to make one. (funky music) – What’s up, the internet? You know what? I’m hungry. I could really go for a peanut
butter and jelly sandwich. Do you guys think you can
write down some instructions and teach me how to make a
peanut butter and jelly sandwich? – Yeah. – Then do it. – I knew we were gonna do this,
I heard dad talking to mom. – Choke yourself on my hand. (laughter in background) Sometimes they do it when you tell ’em. (laughter) – Dad, I’m done. – Step one, get two pieces of bread out. Got ’em. (bread hits counter) Get a butter knife and get some PB. Take one piece of bread, spread it around with the butter knife. – No dad! With the peanut butter! – I’m just doing what it says. It says, take one piece
of bread, spread it around with the butter knife. – Hold on. – Get some jelly, rub it on
the other half of the bread. (knife clatters) – No dad! Open the jelly. – Well, it doesn’t say to do that. Put the breads together
on top of each other. Take a big bite. (Evan laughing) This doesn’t taste like a peanut
butter and jelly sandwich. Fail!
(fail buzzer rings) – Mm, yeah, oh yeah, mm. – Sorry, I had to make
it extremely specific. – Oh good, I’m starving. Take two pieces of white
bread out of the bag. Take the lid off the jar of peanut butter. Get a butter knife and stick it inside of the peanut butter jar. (knife hits jar) With the knife, scoop a bit
of peanut butter out of the– – A bit, that means a lot! – A bit means a lot? – In my world. – Spread your scoop of peanut
butter onto one of your pieces of bread with the knife. All right. There we go. – You’re doing better than before though. – Open the jelly jar. Squeeze it onto the other piece of bread. – Nope! (Johnna growls) – Done. (knife clatters) Closer. – You suck. (fail buzzer rings) – Get two pieces bread. Get some peanut butter. Take the peanut butter knife. Open the peanut butter. Put the knife in the PB. (knife hits jar) Get some jelly. Open the jelly. – No. (sighs) – Squirt the jelly onto the bread. (Evan laughs) – You’re supposed to– – Take the butter knife with
the peanut butter on it, (laughter in background) wipe it all over the piece
of bread that’s blank. (Evan laughing) Take the butter knife, rub the jelly all over the piece of bread. – [Johnna] Oh, he’s doing better though. Oh. – That’s all over. Put the two pieces on top of each other. (Evan laughing) – This isn’t how I meant. (fail buzzer rings) – Take two pieces of white
bread out of the bag. (bread hits counter) Take the lid off the jar of peanut butter. Get a butter knife and stick it inside of the peanut butter jar. (lips smacking) With the knife, scoop
some of the peanut butter out of the inside of the jar. Spread your scoop of peanut butter onto one of your pieces
of bread with the knife. – No! (laughing) – Squeeze some jelly onto
the other piece of bread. Spread the jelly on the
bread with the butter knife. Put your two pieces of bread, peanut butter and jelly sides together. (Johnna laughing) Done. (paper rustles) (paper slaps down) (paper slides across counter) (fail buzzer rings) Get two pieces of bread. Get some peanut butter. Get some jelly. Open the peanut butter. Get a butter knife. Put the butter knife in the peanut butter. (knife hits jar) Take the butter knife out
of the peanut butter– (Evan hyperventilating) – You did it wrong. (crying) No. (Josh laughing) Take one piece of bread,
and take the butter knife that has the peanut butter on it, and spread it all over the
top of the piece of bread. – Dad, the– – That’s the top. – No, I mean the sides! – Squirt some on another piece of bread. Take the butter knife, rub it all over the top
of the piece of bread. – I quit! You’re not even making any sense! He’s already ruined it on purpose, he knows how to make one. (fail buzzer rings) – I know Evan, it’s the joke! (laughing) It’s the game that we’re playing. (Josh laughing) Oh. – Do you know how to eat a piece of bread? (all laughing) You wanna take your sandwich with you? (laughter in background) – Oh, this is a yummy sandwich. – It looks like a yummy
sandwich. (laughing) Glad I made that for you. – Can I mix this one with it? – Yeah, go take that one to mommy. – Okay. (paper sliding, hands rubbing) – I edited a bit. – Take two pieces of white bread. Take the lid off the jar of peanut butter. Get a butter knife and stick it inside of the peanut butter jar. (knife hits jar) With the knife, scoop
some of the peanut butter out of the inside of the jar. Spread your scoop of
peanut butter onto the face of one of your pieces
of bread with the knife. Squeeze some jelly onto
the other piece of bread. Spread the jelly on the
bread with the butter knife. Put your two pieces of bread, peanut butter and jelly
sides together, done. – Now eat it. – Not the best. – Well, you made it, so– – But I think it qualifies.
– You can just tell yourself. (hands slap) I think that’s a win. – Woo hoo! (Johnna laughing) – Well Evan and Johnna, did
that go as you expected? – Yes. (laughing) I expected to win. – Well, you sorta won. But really, I feel like
we were all losers. (Johnna laughing) Did you guys have fun, at all? – Yeah. – There were at least a few
points where it seemed like Evan was kind of having fun. – He’s like. – If there is something you
would like to see us attempt in a similar fashion where the kids have to give me instructions,
leave a comment. – Like and subscribe. (Evan making nonsense sounds with tongue) – I don’t know nothing. (Johnna laughs) – Well I had fun making this. And you know who else I think
would have fun making this? My friends the Ballinger
Family, and the Eh Bee Family. I challenge you to make
this challenge video, challenge-ception, bam. (funky music)

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